Friends had been posting their conversations with their kids and I find it funny... so gonna compile them here and hope you would have a good laugh too.
Rabbit hop lah
Ame finally progressed in pronouncing her "R" and so, I decided to test her out.
Mommy: Ame, say "The Rabbit ran away"...
Ame: The rabbit hopped away la...
Drei ist fast Vier
Bitha: papa, guck, vier (zeigt an Strassenbahn nr.3)
papa: nein bitha, das ist Drei
Bitha: Drei ... (2 Sekunde später) .. fast Vier papa
*translated*
Bitha: Papa, see, four (pointing at tram number three)
Papa: No Bitha, that is a three
Bitha: Three ... (2 seconds later) ... is almost four Papa
Baustelle
Calvins Kommentar zu dem Haus-Vorhaben: "Dann haben wir endlich eine eigene Baustelle!"
*translated*
Calvin's comment to the house building project: "Finally, we have our own construction site"
Jordy's Mini (Minnie) Bus
AhMa: You like buses so much, next time daddy buy you a toy mini bus, okay Jordy?
Ame: No, no! Jordy is a boy! He can only buy Mickey wan...!
Shi (Ten) aka Cross
Ame: Mommy, your 'shi' is at the back.
Mommy: What 'shi'?
Ame: There... Your 'shi' (*pointing to my cross pendant)
Mommy: Ohh adui... That's a cross.
('shi' aka number ten in mandarin)
What is up there?
Jordy was looking up toward the ceiling and giggling away.
Mommy: Jordy, what are you laughing at? There is nothing up there...
Ame: Got fan ma... Don't say nothing up there.
Mommy: (-___-)
No fireman how to cook?
Ame: Mummy, the fireman nochet come, how to cook?
Mummy: Har? That's the gas man.
Ame: Ohh... I thot it's the fireman. Hahaha...
Magic Words
Ame: Ee-ee, I want your hairband.
Ee-ee: What is the magic word?
Ame: Mishka-mooshka... Mickey Mouse!
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